Back in the day, I tried to score a field goal with the ultrabuster.  I figure people should hear the truth so here it goes.  During hall rush I walked onto 5th East.  I was heading toward the lounge area which was at the end of the hallway.  The hallway was empty with the exception of this cylinder looking thing.  The room was dim but from afar it looked like a foam athletic roller I regularly see in the gym back home.  Siezed with I don’t know what, possibly stupidity, I decided to kick the ‘foam’ thing and send it flying to the other side of the hall.  So without much further thought I started running, aiming to put as much force behind the kick as I could.  My foot made contact with what should have been soft and light and I was thrown to the floor in what was probably a very graceful half summersault.  A little suprised and in some pain, I limped into the other room where the fine medlink patched up my foot which was bleeding from hitting the edge of the cylinder.  In short, I had to wear a cast and use crutches for a month.  Now I’m good, but I know now not to kick mysterious stuff, especially around east campus.  So for messing my foot up, fmyEClife.